February 2012
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Watchparamonsterr:
Hayley: “Josh isn’t moving because Josh.. We actually have a Josh cutout here with us.” Taylor: “You really are frozen. Josh is staring.. He’s daydreaming.” Taylor: “Josh died.” Hayley: “Josh is.. Josh isn’t with us anymore so we bring around this cardboard cutout of Josh.. Every time.”
they’re hilarious
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Answering with Paramore lyrics
Person: Where are your shoes?
Me: "Its somewhere down at the bottom"
Person: You have to bring your grades up!
Me: "I can feel the pressure"
Person: Hey, i got you some food.
Me: "Screaming HALLELUJAH"
Person: I cant find you. Where are you?
Me: "I'm in the business of misery."
Person: Did you break you laptop again?
Me: "No, sir. I dont want to be the blame. NOT ANYMORE"
Person: What are you doing before noon tomorrow?
Me: "In the mourning, I'll rise"
Person: We're going to be late for the party!
Me: "And when I get there, it wont be fast enough."
Person: The video game crashed down before we can play it.
Me: "You were finished long before, we had even seen the start."
Person: You got a 76% on you math quiz.
Me: "I am finding out that maybe I was wrong."
Person: I borrowed your shirt and stained it with paint.
Me: "I'LL NEVER LET THIS GO"
Person: Class, you have a project due friday. NO PARTNERS.
Me: "There's something wrong cause everybody knows that we cant do this on our own!"
Person: The top of the fridge is too hight
Me: "You gotta reach a little mooooorrre."
Person: Paramore sucks.
Me: "I got a lot to say to you. YEAH I GOT A LOT TO SAY"
Person: "I love you"
Me: "AND ALL THE BEST LIES THEY ARE TOLD WITH FINGERS TIED!!"
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